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We have made every attempt to pull this boy (runt, front row) from his class so that he may (1) complete the newness content of The Good Ear Review, and (2) refill my crystal stemware with the finest tawny port known to man. Yet his school mistress Miss Whittlesloe (front row, far left) insists he remain “in class” so that he may receive an “education.”
Despite our best attempts at abduction, his appearance for work at our office has been scant to say the least. And so the battle between The Good Ear Review and Miss Whittlesloe’s attendance requirement continues.
Either way, the boy will be punished.